#~lapin's misadventures

[oujib0y]

*me thinking the trauma is over for good* "heh..i survived it all..finally I can have peace and start a new-"

*gets hit with another event like a Dodge ball*

[oujib0y]

<3

I wanna kill myself young so I can die beautiful 🎀

[simbelline]

Vita: Really? You two are doing this right here? In my lovely park? The utter disrespect young’uns have these days for our outdoors...

Oh, hush! As if you really care :P What’s more important is those two idiots in the back! That’s Velveteen de Lapin, the founder of the de Lapin legacy, kissing her beau Christopher Steel (yes, THE Christopher Steel...). Want to learn more about their misadventures? Well, then check out Chapter 1.1 of the de Lapin legacy over at my Wordpress!

[laurenpatrickglitterforce]

Siberia and Lapin Lightfoot, my Miraculous OC’S (I keep changing Lapin’s look, and I am sorry for any confusion). Maybe I will dedicate a day to where I write an “episode” of their misadventures in Paris. I already have an idea of an Akuma and collaboration.

[oujib0y]

who can blame a girl, call me hot not pretty!

I hate this fucking city

[oujib0y]

i hope you suffer in life- not just sadness forever or for you to kill yourself. No, that's too nice. I hope someone makes up a terrible rumor about you and it spreads to the point that your friends don't trust you, slowly distancing themselves from you. I hope you feel the disappointment and hatred from them as you realize there's no one there to help support you anymore.

I want your parents to realize how truly fucked up in the head you are and they look at you with disgust every single day and ignore you.

I hope you end up completely isolated, your chest feeling heavy and empty at the same time- completely numb yet wishing someone would love you. But no one will because everyone secretly hates you. Their noses wrinkle in disgust at the thought of you, only interacting with you out of pity.

or! it'd be nice if you got an illness or injury that would slowly kill you while you have no choice but to deal with it.

Poor little stillborn, it's rather pathetic to type up all of this while Still hiding. Are you that much of a coward to say all of this while hiding who you truly are? You're all bark but no bite, but it's rather amusing to see you get all riled up yet do absolutely nothing. oh! And just to add, so you know, I been trying to catch you..a small bit of swan hunting to pass the time, It's been much fun!

I may be fucked in the head but I have a heart full of love!, and by God, I fully intend on giving that love away.

So run and coward little mouse, because I have much more to work with and resources at my disposal then you do.

And just a reminder! I was there first, and I'm better than you in every way possible

[ao3feed-whizzerxmarvin]

The Misadventures of Two Gay Dads

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2Cr6S4Q

by shortinsomniacs (Liv_Golightly)

"Whizzer isn’t asleep. He should be curled up next to you, sleeping soundly in your bed. Instead, his feet are practically in your face.

Your husband’s body is sprawled out, and he’s propped up on his elbows, gazing lovingly into the bassinette situated at the end of your bed."

Words: 1172, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Whizzer Brown, Marvin (Falsettos), Jason (Falsettos), Original Female Character(s), Baby - Character, i was watching The New Normal and i was inspired

Relationships: Whizzer Brown/Marvin, Whizzer Brown & Jason, Jason & Marvin (Falsettos)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern AU, all of the feels, domestic gays being domestic, Babies, Domestic Fluff

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2Cr6S4Q

[puddeneen]

fandom fic rec days, post the second

(previous post)

just hobbit stuff in this rec, i’m afraid, bar one! but i make up for it with quantity?

Heart of the Mountain by esama (post-botfa, everyone lives, gen, kiliel; drama, friendship, political) neat as heck (unfinished, but still neat as heck) aftermath-of-the-everyone-lives-outcome piece, following bilbo and the dwarves’ efforts to piece things back together post-betrayal and bloodshed and all that unpleasantness

The Winter of Discontent by Brass_Brassicas (universe alteration, bagginshield; drama, hurt/comfort, slow burn) wonderfully characterized universe alteration wherein bilbo reluctantly plays host to a pair of displaced young dwarves and ends up with far more on his plate than he knows how to handle

The Haunting of Bilbo by EinahSirro (post-botfa, canon compliant, bagginshield; supernatural, angst, drama) because you can’t go wrong with ghost!thorin, let’s be real

I’m Not Sure This is Actually a Coffee Shop by bendingsignpost (alternate universe, gen; drama, humour) aka this is not the trope you were looking for

Light in the Window by wonderwhatthisbuttondoes (post-botfa, reshirement, bagginshield; depression, grief, recovery) in which thorin outlives his nephews, and he and bilbo cope as best they can, in the aftermath

The Service by rutobuka (alternate universe, modernized middle earth, cis-swap, fem!bagginshield; sex work, drama, intimacy, porn with feelings, romance) thorin oakenshield may harbour a slight crush on the hobbit she’s paying for sex. just a small one. absolutely no pining here.

Light Words about Nothing, and Other Rare Pleasures of Life by Margo_Kim (pre-hobbit, dis-centric; humour, fluff, friendship) in which dis travels to rivendell and makes a friend

A Little Privacy by keelywolfe (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; romance, humour, pwp) wherein thorin just vants to be alone (but fat chance of that)

Never Let Me Go by alkjira (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; mutual pining, angst, humour, romance) idiots in love, basically

The Nine Lives of Bilbo Baggins by captain (theoddoodisnude) (alternate universe, bagginshield; supernatural, angst, action/adventure, horror, romance) belladonna baggins saves a fairy’s life in her youth, and that fairy grants her first-born child a boon: nine resurrections, each marked by the daisies on his chest. sadly, as far as the quest for erebor is concerned, this makes things only marginally easier

On Wing’d Beast does Fortune Fly by TheIndianWinter (universe alteration, bagginshield; fairytale elements, animal transformation, drama, romance) wherein prince thorin receives a gift from the elvenking and the gift is Not Amused

They Call Kids Like Us Vicious by Lapin (post-auj, bagginshield, filiori; drama, romance, angst) getting better acquainted at beorn’s, and then Getting Better Acquainted at beorn’s

The paradox of now or never by Astardanced77 (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; angst, mutual pining, romance) misunderstandings and some sorely-needed clarification in the aftermath of thorin’s coronation

People You’ve Been Before by Irrealia (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; angst, romance) nipping some unhappy memories in the bud through creative means, or: doing the do on the battlements. nice

Warm Up by paranoid_fridge (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; reshirement, fluff, pwp) bilbo falls into a stream while out for a stroll, and thorin takes it upon himself to warm him up

Northern Downpour by songs_of_the_moon (post-botfa, canon compliant, bagginshield; supernatural, drama, angst, romance) in which bilbo is either losing his mind, or the ghost of thorin ii oakenshield is trying (very earnestly, all credit due) to court him

Plain Gold Ring’s Got a Story to Tell by Irrealia (post-auj, bagginshield; porn with feelings, friendship, first time) alone time is hard to come by on a quest to reclaim a homeland, but then alone time can in fact be Better Together

Quest’s End by Margo_Kim (post-dos, universe alteration, bagginshield; humour, romance) this fic>>>>>>>>the entire first thirty minutes of botfa (and a great deal of the remaining minutes) honestly

Purls Beyond Measure by toastfic (pre-dos, ori-centric, pre-bagginshield; friendship, hurt/comfort, knitting) ori helps bilbo out with a problem or two in the latter half of their journey east

Raise your voice. by grimdark_cake (post-botfa, everyone lives, illustrated, bagginshield; fix-it, slice of life, drama, humour, romance) a story narrated to the tune of erebor’s slow and steady restoration

Respectability Is For The Weak by grimcognito (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; reshirement, humour, romance) ridiculous husbands being domestic (and ridiculous)

Returned by StrivingArtist (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; drama, angst, mutual pining, romance) wherein bilbo finds out the worth of his mithril corselet, and has no idea what to do with that knowledge

The Road goes ever on and on by paranoid_fridge (post-botfa, everyone lives, travelogue, bagginshield; action/adventure, romance, drama) an eventful retirement for thorin oakenshield and his consort-hobbit

Roses are red, forget-me-nots are blue by alkjira (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; angst, pining, romance) in which bilbo jumps to unfortunate conclusions while thorin is enamoured and oblivious

Slow Burn by rachel4revenge (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield, kiliori; angst, pining, romance) bilbo returns to the shire after the quest, heartsore and very much a changed hobbit. he takes up bee-keeping, adopts an orphaned relative, and does his best to settle with his unrequited feelings. and then, years later, a dwarf knocks at his door.

Smoke In the Night by authoressjean (time-travel, bagginshield; angst, grief, hope, romance) bilbo wakes up in the shire after his death, eighty years younger and none-the-wiser with regards to the whys or the hows. he is aware, however, that he may very well have to opportunity to change the outcome of the quest for erebor. but taking that chance may be the furthest thing from easy

So Crowned by baggvinshield (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; romance, humour) in a happier aftermath, bilbo and thorin begin the transition from old idiots in love to coronated old idiots in love

So Ends This Day by tirsynni (fix-it, everyone lives, bagginshield, kiliel; drama, action/adventure) because fuck ravenhill and fuck those wasted moments that might have made for a happier outcome fuck it fuCK EVERYTHIGN

The Spiders of Erebor by KaavyaWriting (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; humour, seasonal, romance) bilbo introduces his husband and cohorts to the grand old shire tradition of all hallow’s eve

Splinters and Bruises by Mithen (post-auj, bagginshield; angst, hurt/comfort) gorgeous carrock-aftermath piece wherein thorin helps patch bilbo up after their misadventures in the misty mountains

The Satyr by rutobuka & yubiwamonogatari (alternate universe, illustrated, bagginshield; drama, humour, magical realism, romance) Bilbo Baggins encounters something strange in the Old Forest - something which very well may need his help

The Subways of Men by bendingsignpost (alternate universe, modernized middle earth, bagginshield; first meetings, romance) very possibly the meet cute to end all meet cutes

Summer by alkjira (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; humour, romance) wherein bilbo makes a raspberry pie, gets drunk before midday, and feels up his husband in the middle of a field. good times for all, really

A Tactful Solution by Ias (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; humour, domesticity, romance) king thorin gets his feelings hurt, and his consort gets a laugh

Third Time’s The Charm by alkjira (post-auj, bagginshield; crack, fluff, supernatural) in which a love spell goes awry, or, well, a truth spell, or some kind of lowering-the-inhibitions spell, radagast has no idea and it wasn’t his fault anyway, he swears

Thorin Comes for Bilbo by sunryder (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; drama, angst, humour, romance) a letter arrives in erebor bearing startling news, and thorin has a decision to make

This is How it Starts by lily_winterwood (alternate universe, modernized middle earth, bagginshield; romance, drama) wherein bilbo gets to talking with a fellow passenger on his and frodo’s morning tram-ride

Though far away we’re still the same by lloydsglasses (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; asexuality, marriage of convenience, angst, friendship, drama) bilbo and thorin are wed in the aftermath of the battle of five armies, and struggle to repair their relationship alongside the demands and expectations of their union

A Thousand Miles From Comfort by perkynurples (post-auj, bagginshield; angst, humour, porn with feelings) in which bilbo is a power bottom and thorin doesn’t stand a chance, really

Through Shadow and Flame by Cinderstrato (universe alteration, bagginshield; supernatural, action/adventure, friendship, romance, angst, hurt/comfort) beautiful and brilliant universe alteration in which erebor never fell, but the arkenstone of thrain heralds trouble all the same

three words on the tip of my tongue (not to be spoken or sung, or whispered to anyone) by KaavyaWriting (post-auj, bagginshield; friendship, drama, angst, romance) wherein thorin and bilbo draw ever closer in the aftermath of their flight from the misty mountains

To the Ends of the Earth by comeswithaprice (universe alteration, time travel, bagginshield; drama, friendship, romance, angst) thorin oakenshield inherits the fabled gift of durin’s line, stumbling in and out of time at various points throughout his life and always, always coming back to one singular fixed point: a halfling named bilbo baggins

To You I Bestow by Emelye (post-botfa, thorin lives, bagginshield; friendship, pre-slash, internalized homophobia, pining) wherein the weight of a realized kingship proves too heavy for thorin to bear, and he and bilbo eventually depart for the shire together

Together by HildyJ (post-botfa, everyone lives, reshirement, bagginshield; domesticity, fluff, slice of life) naked slobs in bed aka perfection

Trauma Colours by spinnd (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; ptsd, chronic illness, recouping, angst, romance) wherein thorin takes the fight with his demons to the shire after the battle of five armies, and bilbo helps where he can

trouvaille by northerntrash (alternate universe, bagginshield; retirement, property restoration, slice of life, angst, romance) old idiots in love bickering, slaving, and reconnecting over the course of a summer spent restoring a beloved place gone to seed

In which the Dwarves are Satyrs, because Reasons by HiddenKitty (alternate universe, bagginshield, bungodonna; coming-of-age, friendship, angst, romance) pretty much does what it says on the tin, albeit gorgeously

(Un)Familiar Ground by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (time-travel, fix-it, bagginshield; drama, action/adventure, humour, angst) fav bilbo-relives-the-quest fic ever, even unfinished as it is; inventive, wonderfully characterized, and all that with minimal retreading-events-by-rote type filler! a gem

Unanticipated offerings by Astardanced77 (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; friendship, gifting, anniversaries, romance) a year to the day after the company comes knocking on bag end’s front door, bilbo is surprised with gifts from each of his friends, the last of which is not nearly the least

Uncle Bilbo Is Not Going On Your Adventure by Erisah_May (universe alteration, gen; humour, drama, shire politics) wherein gandalf makes assumptions with regards to bilbo’s willingness/availability to take on a quest that he probably shouldn’t

An Unexpected Predicament by paranoid_fridge (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; action/adventure, abduction, torture, drama, hurt/comfort) thorin and bilbo fall foul of a kidnapping plot and must do their best to outwit their captors until they can be rescued

Want by Comedia (post-auj, bagginshield; drama, first time, romance) bilbo and thorin give each other what they can, with a dragon waiting at the end of their journey and the future all uncertain

We Shall Be Monsters by Erinye (alternate universe, frankenstein fusion, bagginshield; supernatural, horror, drama) wherein doctor thorin eijkenskiadi’s dark labours finally bear fruit, one dark and stormy night, and he could never be prepared for the consequences

What was promised by paranoid_fridge (post-dos, everyone lives, bagginshield; dubious morality, gold-sickness, angst, romance, happy ending) in erebor, bilbo agrees to marry thorin after smaug’s death, despite the arkenstone still concealed in his effects and the noose of the gold-sickness tightening around them. it doesn’t make things easier

When You’re Ready by Irrealia (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; regret, ptsd, emotional hurt/comfort, romance) the uphill struggle that is thorin’s learning to live with himself in the aftermath of the battle of five armies is a steep and slow climb. he gets there eventually

where moments turn into forever by alkjira (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield, filibofur, kiliel; humour, romance) not so much a quiet reshirement, but a good one, all the same

A Willing Heart by impossiblewanderings (post-auj, bofur-centric, slight bagginshield; friendship, angst, action/adventure, hurt/comfort) wherein a pack of wargs ambush the company on the way to beorn’s, and one of their number is lost

Winterfilth by Irrealia (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; seasonal, gardening, humour, fluff) in which erebor’s climate is not ideally suited to certain hobbitish traditions, but bilbo makes do (with a little help)

Yuletide traditions by Astardanced77 (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; seasonal, reshirement, hobbit traditions, friendship, romance) intent on acquiring the perfect yule gift, thorin turns to bilbo’s relatives for aid

Yours for the Having by katajainen 8872450 (post-auj, bagginshield; romance, fluff, porn with feelings) in which bilbo and thorin share a bath in lake-town and Stuff Happens

The Time for Home by Drenagon (universe alteration, bagginshield; drama, friendship, humour, action/adventure) in dire straits, the dwarves of ered luin turn to the hobbits of the shire for aid, an undertaking which eventually bears fruit after a somewhat rocky start. in recompense, the twelve-strong envoy of dwarves agree to help their host, bilbo baggins, with a problem he claims threatens the very security of his home - only, as it turns out, the problem may yet be further reaching

The Selkie by HiddenKitty (alternate universe, cis-swap, fem!bagginshield; supernatural, romance, drama) a trapper has a strange encounter on the ice fields that turns her world upside down

Put Me In The Ground by Lapin (post-hobbit, canon compliant, bagginshield; grief, drama) with regards to the matter of bilbo baggins’ bachelorhood

A Royal Guardianship by ladyoakenshields (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; reshirement, adoption, familial relationships, drama) wherein bilbo, thorin, and frodo begin the process of becoming a family

Set Your Heart On This Far Shore by one_go_alone (alternate universe, moderized middle earth, bagginshield; mutual pining, misunderstandings, cultural differences, social media, romance) in which king thorin ii of erebor runs into someone he thought quite lost to him

Down the Road and Back Again by seashadows (alternate universe, modernized middle earth, bagginshield, noridwalin, etc; modern royalty, legal problems, humour, drama, familial relationships, romance) wherein erebor’s king enlists the aid of lawyer bilbo baggins with regards to a matter of some … delicacy

What Tradition Told You by Lapin (alternate universe, bagginshield, filiori, gigolas, kiliel; drama, angst, familial relationships, workers unions, rivalries, romance) the ups and downs of life for union leader thorin oakenshield and his cohorts

A Dwarven Companion by SailorBryant (post-botfa, everyone lives, bagginshield; cultural differences, internalized homophobia, pining, angst, romance) with the mountain reclaimed, and every member of thorin’s company safe and accounted for, you’d be forgiven for thinking bilbo’s troubles quite finished. it turns out, however, that that’s not the case - but they’re on the scale of marauding dragons or orc hordes this time around, at least

Five Blankets by mcmanatea & rutobuka (alternate universe, modernized middle earth, cis-swap, fem!bagginshield; drama, humour, romance) wherein an offensive article written by her cousin lobelia lands bilbo baggins in hot water with some of her customers

Where Have All The Flowers Gone by perkynurples (alternate universe, wartime era, bagginshield; epistolary, drama, angst, slow burn, romance) youngsters kili and fili are shipped off to the countryside on the behest of their uncle, a lieutenant colonel very much preoccupied with his nephews’ safety in the wake of world war ii’s outbreak. as the months elapse, and over the course of letters and sparse gifts, a dialogue opens up between the soldier and the boys’ host, and both men become dearer to each other than they know

What’s Behind and What’s Before by KaavyaWriting (time travel, fix-it, universe alteration, pre-hobbit, bagginshield; angst, drama, friendship, ptsd, slow burn) wherein bilbo relives the events of the quest - or he will do, eventually, once he’s finished reliving his childhood. and his tween years. and everything else up to the point’s where he’s fully grown and quite tired of the waiting about, and sets off for ered luin to see his dearly-missed dwarves

away ere break of day by lilithiumwords (universe alteration, canon divergence, bagginshield; action/adventure, drama, angst, what-if) thorin and bilbo are captured on ravenhill and must fight together for their lives and their freedom, and then for their friendship (or whatever else might once have been between them)

13 Dwarfs And A Hobbit Walk Into A Bar by alkjira (canon divergence, 5 + 1 things, everyone lives, bagginshield; drinking, friendship, humour, fluff) bilbo baggins, in and out of his cups at various points throughout the quest for erebor

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aaand for anyone else who’s still laughing, post-s4 and its various inanities:

same as it ever was by theonlytwin (sherlock, au post-s2; john watson/sebastian moran-as-played-by-richard-armitage, like-specifically-by-richard-armitage) i recc this constantly and i’m probably never gonna stop. but with good reason! shhh just trust me, you’ll see

[oujib0y]

daily affirmations

i am better than everyone

I look wonderful

All those who are my enemies should suffer

All those who upset me should die

People who criticize me are wrong and stupid

I deserve the best and totally not the worst thing to existence

All my suffering should be doubled and given to people who criticize me when I'm trying my best

[oujib0y]

"I was born in the wrong era" bad for you I suppose! I was born in the wrong universe and I think about that fact everyday and I long for the day I might go back to my real home ^u^

[oujib0y]

stuck here for now, but trust me when I say one day I'll go home, to open arms and kind smiles. No longer a fool to make others laugh just so I can get the bare minimum of affection and praise but to make others laugh out of the goodness of my heart, one day I'll be free. Just wait and see, you'll see. I'll be a free bird oneday...

[oujib0y]

As much as I am a proud creature and try to be proper, I let out a audible Yelp of joy when I saw this! I'm very happy and grateful to be your favorite rabbit. Your far too kind! My dearest petit Renard

I hope I can continue to make your days a brighter and I will do my best to do so

To dearest Petit renard, may I say we known each other for a quite a small time but I've grown to like you quite a lot. I would just like to tell I am quite fond of your company and hope I can be a satisfiable companion to you, for I think you deserve the up-most best.

~with warmest regards, lapin.

pinpinnn,,!!!! agsvadsv i like you quite a lot too, im glad we became friends. talking to you, seeing you in my notifs/on my dashboard, even just thinking about you makes me very happy. /gen

youre more than just a 'satisfiable companion' youre a perfect companion. and also my favorite bunny! thank you for this ask, it made my day <33

[oujib0y]

Goodmorning my dear!~ How did you sleep?

very good, actually just woke up now! ^u^. So happy to wake up to you talking to me right hehe =°u°=. Good morning or I supposed good afternoon is the right term. Anyhow lol

<3

[oujib0y]

going to sleep again

Edit back again

[oujib0y]

those all sound really good! what are your thoughts on chocolate truffles??

they're just lovely! I actually use to collect a few and save them for special days like holidays and such. Unfortunately I ran out of quite quickly due to eating them randomly because they're so good o~0, but anyhow they're very good and I quite enjoy them ^u^

[oujib0y]

Some folks say being unhealthy obsessed with a person and or idea is bad but I'm quite literally only a lad, ok? I'm only a lad